Border birthdays

That just scared the hell out of me. UKTV History is on (due to lack of anything else being on) and I'm sure the continuity announcer is ex-Border TV from the mid-90s. It's as if I'd stepped back in time, and in location to the prestigious Border Television region; notable because it comprises 3 areas: The Scottish Borders, Cumbria, and the Isle of Man, none of which gives a damn or feels any particular link to the others. Anyway, must look up TV Ark. I'm sure it's Craig Austin or some such name. Crazy.